47.0: Weaponized Autism

It’s Monday, March 13th, 2017. Coming to you live to tape from the Las Vegas Strip where I’m waiting for room service to bring me my hot dogs and heroin, I’m Chris Roberts…

[Vinny]
And from the state that’s so great people are fleeing it for New Jersey, I’m Vincent Ferrari…

The last eight days were a steaming pile of ass.
-ANDREW CUOMO WANTS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
-The Congressional Budget Office thinks Trumpcare will kill fewer people for more money.
-ANDREW CUOMO WANTS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
-Kellyanne Conway thinks that the CIA can turn microwaves into cameras
-ANDREW CUOMO WANTS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
-There’s a killerdeathstorm bearing down on the northeast, and
-ANDREW CUOMO WANTS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT, which, well, Vinny, I’ll let you tell everyone what you think about that…

Andrew Cuomo running for president is horrible, Chris. It’s fucking horrible…

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